I hate craigslist "buyers"

Kinja'd!!! "Pixel" (Improbcat)
05/24/2016 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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I tossed my damaged motorcycle up on craigslist for $500, and was very clear about the damage in the ad I posted.

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Responses in the last 9 hours:

-Offer to trade a “PS4 and 8 games”

-Offer to trade “2 12" r2 Rockford fosgate subs and a Rockford fosgate amp”

-Two more “Wanna trade?” emails without even an offer of what they want to trade.

-Someone asking me “Is run good?”

-People asking me if the bike is still available: 4

EDIT at the 20 hour mark:

-Email consisting of “Call me [phone number]”

-Actual email with coherent grammar, a reasonable request(bigger pics of damage), a request to see the bike, and a politely sympathetic note about my crash/injury. I’ve got high hopes for this guy.


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Ike > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:06

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But does is run good?


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:07

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Rare bike which occasionally turns red. Must be worth this box of crap I found in my attic.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:09

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Did it ran when parked?!?!


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:15

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Do you take traveler’s checks?


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:16

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No Tattoo work trades? No cheap shotgun trades?

I’m shocked! That’s usually the first of several offers here for me.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:20

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-People asking me if the bike is still available: 4

This is a pretty legitimate question to ask.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:24

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Will you take a PS4, 9 games, and a cake?


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:26

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1) I feel your pain. CL can be a junk show.

2) At least it’s not the string along - 5 or 6 emails, then silence.

3) Were I closer to your location, I might actually buy it off ya, but I’ve got too many bikes and not enough space.

GL with it, though. You’ll find a buyer soon. Oddly, you might find that raising the price a bit will weed out the bullshit tirekickers and you can always come down if someone shoots an offer you’re happy with.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:27

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Ok I will be honest. If I was a teenager again the subs and amp would be tempting.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:28

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Sounds about right to me.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Ike
05/24/2016 at 23:28

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Has small carb problem and rough idle. Easy fix tho.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:30

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I encouraged trades, and old got 2 offers over a 6 week period. Lol

Maybe I’ll use reverse psychology next time.


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:32

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so is it still 4 sale? what conditioni s the bike in? will u take $400? willing 2 do payments?


Kinja'd!!! DKerstan > Pixel
05/24/2016 at 23:36

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I would buy this in a heartbeat if I was on the East Coast. $500 is a steal for a running bike.


Kinja'd!!! Ike > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/25/2016 at 00:01

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I’m sorry I don't understand can you splain in poor English


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Pixel
05/25/2016 at 00:16

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Is run good?

Da, is run. Is good? Cousin Dmitriy take bike for spin. He says da, is run, but needs karbyurator is to be cleaned. Maybe rebuild? Maybe. Is problem? Nyet, not problem here says Dmitriy.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Übel
05/25/2016 at 06:20

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yeah, but when you tell them yes, you won’t hear from them again.


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > DrJohannVegas
05/25/2016 at 07:49

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Book on the bike in good condition is $750, and they go for under $1000 locally. So there isn’t much room to move up with a crashed bike.


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Pixel
05/25/2016 at 08:59

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Bummer. The GS500s seem to keep their value forever around here, but I see your conundrum.


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > Übel
05/25/2016 at 09:00

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Except that “is this still available?” is the whole of the email, and they never respond again after you tell them it is.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > Pixel
05/25/2016 at 09:22

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I see that you say no trades. But I’ve got this really cool painting that my ex-gf made of the sun setting over an outhouse. Sounds like an even swap?


Kinja'd!!! Mmmmm > Pixel
05/25/2016 at 09:36

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I sold my track only motorcycle and despite being very clear about what it did and didn’t have in the ad I think I got close to 15 emails/texts asking “what does it need to be street legal and how much would it cost?”


Kinja'd!!! NYankee1927 > Pixel
05/25/2016 at 09:40

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I hate this so much. Finally in the ad I said “if the ad is up, it is still available”

Also, I need financing how about I pay you $25 a month until I pay off the $500? Or would you take $25?


Kinja'd!!! JEM > Nibbles
05/25/2016 at 09:47

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Except this is Providence, RI so replace Dmitry with Vinny and throw in a bunch of “kid hey”s.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Pixel
05/25/2016 at 10:22

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$500? Should be able to sell easy.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Pixel
05/25/2016 at 14:15

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I dunno... Did they say which 8 games?